i've found a new love

I discovered something this afternoon that has become my brand new love. I'm obsessed with it, and I must have it, and have it now:



omg. Their slogan just speaks to me. "Because everything should taste like bacon". Hallelujah!

I'm reading through their website, and going through all their recipes literally drooling.

But for some reason, Charm is refusing to let me buy it. That's right - the same woman that introduced the concept of maple bacon to me and many of our friends is somehow putting her foot down at me buying bacon salt! How does that work? Seems to be like it's a bit like going out with a girl who loves nothing more than being fucked in the ass, but doesn't like open-mouth kissing because she thinks it's grotty.

So, Charm and I have made a deal - I nearly died of horror when I weighed myself at Christmas and saw that I'd gone over 100kg (srsly, I've never ever been this fat before ever), so when I drop down to 99kg, I can have it. The second I go over 99kg, the bacon salt is taken away from me.

I think I can do it, because hell, I was wanting to lose the weight anyway, and the other reason is just because I FUCKING LOVE THE TASTE OF BACON.


is this sacrilegious? who cares, it's about bacon.

And to round off this entry about one of my favourite things in the whole world, I have to give praise to one of my favourite comedians who a while back did a few minutes on Conan O'Brien and talked about nothing but bacon -

glumbert - Jim Gaffigan loves bacon

I'm going to watch it now, while I dream of this...